The 9 to 5 Files Statement Tee Collection
Your work face may be professional. Your inner monologue? Absolutely not.
The 9 to 5 Files is a statement tee collection for women with ish to do + a life to live; meetings, commutes, side hustles, emails, deadlines and all the thoughts that happen in between.
Choose the statement that sounds the most like something you’ve definitely thought before:
This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap
My Face Said “Sounds Good,” My Mind Said “Absolutely Not”
Building an Empire Between Emails
Red Light Meditation, Mandatory
Funny, relatable and easy to wear, these tees were made for casual Fridays, work-from-home days, commute days, after-work errands and anywhere else your professional face and your actual thoughts may not be saying the same thing.
Unisex Fit and Women’s Fit Available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Your work face may be professional. Your inner monologue? Absolutely not.
The 9 to 5 Files is a statement tee collection for women with ish to do + a life to live; meetings, commutes, side hustles, emails, deadlines and all the thoughts that happen in between.
Choose the statement that sounds the most like something you’ve definitely thought before:
This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap
My Face Said “Sounds Good,” My Mind Said “Absolutely Not”
Building an Empire Between Emails
Red Light Meditation, Mandatory
Funny, relatable and easy to wear, these tees were made for casual Fridays, work-from-home days, commute days, after-work errands and anywhere else your professional face and your actual thoughts may not be saying the same thing.
Unisex Fit and Women’s Fit Available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean

